Dearth Douche Bag!
Quotes!
I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
J. D. Salinger
Not all who wander are lost.
J. R. R. Tolkien
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.
Orson Welles
I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
Orson Welles
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.
Clint Eastwood
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
C. S. Lewis
I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Experience is not what happens to you; it’s what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley
I’m afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.
Aldous Huxley
Like every man of sense and good feeling, I abominate work.
Aldous Huxley
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
Aldous Huxley
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
J. R. R. Tolkien
I wish life was not so short…. languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.
J. R. R. Tolkien
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
Ernest Hemingway
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
Ernest Hemingway
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?
Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.
Chuck Palahniuk
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Chuck Palahniuk
